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I have received an invitation to go on a whale watching expedition by charter boat - but with other guests on board as well.

 

Smithers' 'Malay Backside' turned out to be some far more complex a condition and he is still languishing in the clinic thousands of miles away in Cairo leaving me without a driver. Selfish isn't the word.

 

I have employed a local guide who goes by the name of Ndugu Awalambi Mkapasi but he is apparently unreliable at sea and I do not wish to be without trusted help and protection. I can not find a local agency and my 'contacts' at home are unavoidably out of commission for today. Does anyone therefore know of any trustworthy protection agents in the Cape Town locale?

 

Successful information may lead to pecuniary reward.

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I can not find a local agency and my 'contacts' at home are unavoidably out of commission for today. Does anyone therefore know of any trustworthy protection agents in the Cape Town locale?

 

Successful information may lead to pecuniary reward.

Always up for an earner guv'ner (or even the odd pecuniary reward),

 

Ndugu Awalambi Mkapasi - Dodgy geezer this, your right not ta trust'im son not too confidential apparently Monkey Harris has heard'im Spilling his guts on a DVD forum since he got the sack from his cleaning job in Peckham. Wears wristbands on both wrists to cover his scares.

 

I'll ask down the Nags Head tonight pal,

 

Jes Suis de deliver has they say,

 

Bonjour

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