Dan Gleebitz Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) Whats the connection between Michael Jackson and a Carrier Bag ....... both are dangerous around children :rolleyes: Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?A: Because they aren't his! Edited June 25, 2009 by Dan Gleebitz Quote
Lancelot Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) But he's gone from tis world as we know it. Edited June 26, 2009 by JoeBlunt Quote
JoeBlunt Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Wonder if he'll be buried, cremated or recycled? :D Quote
craigieboy Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Wonder if he'll be buried, cremated or recycled? :DI believe that there are certain types of plastic that can be recycled? At work we send all our spent toner cartridges to a charity who recycle them to make fleeces and plastic cups, patio furniture etc. The possibilities are endless. Quote
JoeBlunt Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 He will be melted down and turned into plastic cups so kids can still get their lips round him :D Quote
Border_Collie Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Evidently the children involved with him are not overcome with grief, it was bad enough when they were come over by him. Just a thought, he'll get a shock if when he reaches Heaven's Gates he finds Saint Peter, all the Angels and God black. Quote
RHP Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 The only ones I feel sorry for are his children :( . There's going to be a massive struggle for "control" there as I suspect even Jackson made some provision for them despite his bankrupt state. What chances they will ever experience genuine love and affection never mind the odd dose of normality. As for Jackson - I won't comment except to say that if I did not one word would be complimentary. Quote
craigieboy Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) How many of the Jackson 5 could you get in a mini? Two in the back, two in the front and one in the ashtray! boom boom. I was going to say Pic instead of mini, but as it's a five seater, the joke wouldn't have worked so well! LOL Edited June 26, 2009 by JoeBlunt Quote Removed Quote
Dan Gleebitz Posted June 26, 2009 Author Posted June 26, 2009 When they called in the undertaker, the family asked if they took plastic ...... :o Whats brown, smooth and found in a babies nappy ....Michael Jackson's hand .... <_< Quote
stimulator Posted June 27, 2009 Posted June 27, 2009 You are all so BAD but what a THRILLER this turning into with the doctor being at the house etc etc. I called my local council and they told me that they don't take black plastic in the green bin. I then said it was stamped with a 2 in an arrowed triangle but they said if it had a hint of black it wasn't welcome. Quote
iamian Posted June 28, 2009 Posted June 28, 2009 ...recycled into Lego bricks so the kids can play with him. Quote
stimulator Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 He didn't die of a heart attack he died of a stroke in a kids home. Quote
davy09 Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 jackons ashes are to be made into a small violin. Theyre going to call it the 'kiddie fiddler' Quote
Morris Man Posted July 5, 2009 Posted July 5, 2009 I can confirm that he died of a Heart attack....... So,"Don't blame it on The Sunshine"..... Quote
securityman60 Posted July 5, 2009 Posted July 5, 2009 apparently he did not die from a heart attack but chocked on a nine year old weaner :D Quote
craigieboy Posted July 5, 2009 Posted July 5, 2009 apparently he did not die from a heart attack but chocked on a nine year old weaner :Dand here's the best one.........The difference between Jacko and Alex Ferguson?Ferguson will be playing gigs again! Quote
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