Rob.S Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh* t. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? Do I look like a f****** people person to you? I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in? Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning? Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. If you have something to say raise your hand..........then place it over your mouth. Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own. Have a nice day, somewhere else. You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away.. Don't believe everything you think. Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring. (I've already used the last one - on my boss :D ) Quote
MerlinL14 Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Amazingly I used the last one on my Son last night when he told me he was skint, blah, blah, blah...............needed some......pay you back whenever...... Quote
JoeBlunt Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 'F*** Off' usually works, whatever Country I've been in................... :D Quote
Border_Collie Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Or va te faire foutre! or Verpiss dich! or ¡vete a la mierda! or ファックオフ Quote
stimulator Posted August 29, 2009 Posted August 29, 2009 Always found the following one works Don't confuse me with facts, my minds made up. Quote
pablofpicasso Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 did you get your driving license in a box of cornflakes - always goes down well in a heated driving related argument Quote
Lancelot Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get me head that far up my ar-e. I was going to say that to my Area Manager the day that I retired but I snapped my Achilles Tendon 12 days before I retired and lost out. Quote
paul gee Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 i'd like to say how nice it is to meet you, i'd like to but i can't. Quote
Dr Bob Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 or I would love to insult you.... but Whatever I say would be a compliment! Quote
Border_Collie Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 DILLIGAF. (Does it look like I give a ....) Quote
jezham Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 "I pity the foo' that don't shut his beak" - back in the day ;-) Quote
pablofpicasso Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 you have a ready whit, tell me when its ready i never forget a face, but in your case i'll make and exception it takes a special type of stupid Quote
Dan Gleebitz Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 Turn off them F***ing Fog Lights ..it aint foggy Put down that phone and concentrate on driving ..... you t****r Get out the middle lane with that bl**dy caravan Your side windows are tinted to the maximum ....you are now illegal If you can't see where you're going with standard lamps on your Picasso ... slow down or get your eyes tested! Quote
incubus Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 I NO Speeky English.... ;).......Gets you all kind of Benefits........ :rolleyes: Well in the UK anyway....... :huh: .... Quote
Merlin Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 When I want your opinion I'll give it to you. Quote
Seth Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Mama So Ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..." when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals' she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure! minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..." they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies. when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote! yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye... she put Marilyn Manson out of business. she was a guard at Snake Mountain they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock... even Harry Knowles refused to date her. they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty! she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween. Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday. you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time. she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein. we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her. I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo. her shadow gave up. Quote
stimulator Posted May 4, 2010 Posted May 4, 2010 Pretty smucking fart chucking farming when having to pay a compliment that doesn't really need to be said say excrement instead of excellent. Worked well for me in my last year at work. Quote
stimulator Posted May 6, 2010 Posted May 6, 2010 If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his arse and walk him backwards Quote
blondchaser Posted May 30, 2010 Posted May 30, 2010 Having read all the above----and put on a pair of dry drawers, here is what gets me a skelp " Isn't it about time you pulled your head out of your arse". Occassionally say it in reverse. :lol: Quote
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