Adventure Sports......

[Charliee]

Paddy and Gerry buy some budgies at the local pet shop and take them to the top of a high cliff at a local beauty spot. Gerry puts one budgie on each of his shoulders and jumps over the cliff edge – the budgies fly off and Gerry falls to certain death on the rocks far below.

 

As Paddy gazes down at his departed friend Mick turns up with a gun and a parrot, he jumps off the cliff edge whilst simultaneously shooting the parrot, falling to a similar death.

 

Sean turns up clutching a chicken, jumps off with chicken in his arms and falls to an untimely death as well.

 

Paddy mutters, " Bu**er these adventure sports…..first Gerry and his budgiejumping, then Mick and his parrotshooting, and now I've lost my mate Sean with his hengliding as well!”