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If you remove the rear seats & Tint your windows it should ensure a good smooth ride :D :D :D :D :D
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Does the Picasso make a good passion wagon since I'm inviting Ms.Mini Driver out for a spin next week ?

Good question but tinged with a slight touch of college humor.

 

One should never consider the vehicle a 'passion wagon', but merely the transport of delight to one's evenings of passion! With your chaufffeur at the wheel, one can engage in light conversation and a pre-dinner cocktail or two with your date, thereby creating a relaxing ambience from the start.

 

The days of zip-fastener and brassier strap fumbling should be fading memories as one emerges from the coccoon of youth and, with wings outstretched, turns into the butterfly of sexual maturity.

 

Mind you, if you are indeed to be accompanied by Ms Driver (the actress that is - not a popsy who drives a Mini that is) it might prove to be a distraction requiring a will of iron, nerves of steel and a stout pair of trousers.

 

Fare well, young man and report back to me after the event for a de-briefing.

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Mister B,

 

Fare well, young man and report back to me after the event for a de-briefing

 

Maybe not the best turn of phrase, considering the subject :D :D :P :P

Missed on me I'm afraid, Crippen.

 

Over here we call them shorts! :P

Guest lil' miss pink
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gear stick on dash a real plus :P
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Smut, smut, smut.

 

That's all the inference I see here. Have none of you even one ounce of romance! The Karma Sutra should be studied and explored in a private place with one's partner - not a lay-by on the M6. And as for you, Miss Pink, well - where you choose to sit is your business! :blink:

Guest lil' miss pink
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Mister B your just jealous cos you don't get any :P
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Mister B your just jealous cos you don't get any

Quite the opposite, my dear.

 

I have a constant string of paramours and find that age not only increases one's sexual awareness but also attunes and refines one's understanding of the underlying needs and desires of the female form.

 

Don't judge a book by it's cover, I say!

Guest lil' miss pink
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MisterB Nighthawk said I should watch you and I think he might be right :rolleyes:
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MisterB Nighthawk said I should watch you >Snip<

Are you sure you want to watch him ? :unsure:

Not a pretty sight by all accounts :D

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gear stick on dash a real plus :P

You speak for yourself! B) :D :D

Guest lil' miss pink
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oh so you don't think that the gear stick on the dash is a plus then JoeBlunt ? :blink:

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