Office Jokers

[Z3M Roadster]

Came back to my car to find 2 jokers had parked so close to my car that I couldn't get in! (on purpose of course)

 

Needless to say I took the keys for the vectra from the owners drawer and moved it to another carpark.

 

Stupidly I then left the keys to mine on my desk, came back to find that not only had my C4 been moved but the headrests removed, aerial removed, radio stations reprogrammed and everythng from the boot emptied inside the car.

 

Any suggestions how I can get him/them back without damaging their cars?

 

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c298/alexlomas/Random/IMG_0991.jpg

[skaramanga]

Hope it wasn't mucky boots or something from the boot!

[Rich_Eason]

This happens to me at work and unfortunatly they are deadly serious..... :rolleyes: I hate people who are so ignorant.

 

What is even worse is I used ot live on a street where two old bids would purposly block you in as you were parked "in their" spaces...horiible old witches.

 

Following Suggestions have worked for me during my PT Halfords job(read-pis* about) to tide me over whilst at college....

 

a. Use pallet shrink wrap and wrap it round the car. Its stronger than cling film and a complete bas*ard to get into the car.

 

b. If they leave work during the hours of darkness...chock the rear wheel. Always fun revving the engine and looking confused as to why they arnt going anywhere.

 

c. Move the car. We put a lads Fiat Panda on a pallet truck and moved it down to the adjacent Toys R Us car park. His face was a picture when he found his car had gone. More to the point he couldnt understand why/how it had moved.

 

d. Decorate. e.g. My mate had his Brown B reg Metro kitted out using cardboard in to a 6R4 Metro... Or my old maths teacher we decorated his yellow mini with chips and beans...

 

e. Make him a number plate - One of the power hungry stalanist supervisors drove round for weeks with RENTBOY as his number plate. The other subtle ones we have done are with the Dymo tape machines they use for the text at the bottom of the plates. On of the guys that worked there spent £28k on a Bronze coloured Escort Cosworth...so we added to the bottom of his number plate "This car is my penis extension"

 

f. Leave some milk in the spare wheel well Full Fat ONLY with a few days to go

:(

I had some fake parking tickets somewhere on an email I'll see if I have still got them...doubtful...

[Stuey]

my best mate is a traffic cop and he is stopping by my house tonight, that number plate could quite easily get added to the ANPR wanted list :rolleyes:

 

I was going to suggest the pallet wrap idea.

 

get his keys again and take his spark plugs out...that pretty funny.

 

Have a look on t'internet and get some rare earth magnets and put one on the bonnet, car wont start...

[Rich_Eason]

get his keys again and take his spark plugs out...that pretty funny.

Not as funny as mixing up the HT leads to the plugs :rolleyes:

[philstott1983]

Would be worth a few quid to invest in a wheel clamp to wrap around their tyres. And personally i'd have the cheek to use the clamps as a wind up then when the jokes over take them back for a refund...........

 

IF you did this, use some fake parking tickets but put anumber on for them to call, ideally the flirt dirt number on radio 1. Will also give the rest of us a laugh listening on the radio

[ifigureditout]

lol liking the flirt divert and clamping idea

[welshys90]

if you can get into their engine hit the shut-off switch in the engine, totally immobilises the car until you go through a certain routine using your key and ignition and generally takes about an hour 2 find out wtf has went wrong in the car or you could let a car tyre down

[Rich_Eason]

lol liking the flirt divert and clamping idea

Flirt Divert is so simple yet absolute classic

[Bryce4Duce]

Hi Forum member, I've been monitoring for a while now I own a silver C4VTS got it new in July 06. It Was my 2nd one first one I got in June ran for 9 days did 600km and packed up !!! After big fights with Citroen S.A. they gave me new one.

Anyway back to the point ........ Why did'nt you just go in through the boot and climb over the seats???

[wozza]

I think that would defeat the object of a joke and getting his own back on his workmates....

[Ciaran2903]

Ahh....pranks.....love em!

 

Think that flirt line is a great idea!

[lee_marshuk]

Flirt line gets my vote!!!!

[Z3M Roadster]

....Anyway back to the point ........ Why did'nt you just go in through the boot and climb over the seats???

Because that's what they wanted me to do. They were preparing themselves with cameras to get me at half 5 when I returned to the car.

[c14vts]

Get it crushed at the breakers then put it back in the spot from from where u first fount it now that would end the joking around

 

 

Maybe a bit too far :angry:

[Welshguy]

Sign both reg plates up to dogging websites.... :angry:

[philstott1983]

Providing both reg plates are hung on by the same method (screwed or stuck on), what about swapping them?

 

Just take the tools work to do it and swap them over whenever you get the chance to do it un-noticed................?

[Z3M Roadster]

Thanks guys, so many pranks and so little time.

 

Flirt divert was good when BAMBAM and Streetboy from Londons Kiss100 started it, however since Scott Mills ripped it off it hasn't been the same.

 

I'll try a combo of a few pranks, starting with water on the drivers seat, removing the plates and then clingfilming the entire car. Should be good for a laugh.

[Stuey]

pictures when you do it mate!!