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So last week a fella walked into my showroom.

 

"Hi, can I help" I asked.

 

"Yes, I need a car that's cheap to run"

 

"Ok. Have a seat and lets see what will be best for you". He sits down.

 

"What car do you have now ?"

 

"No idea" he says.....

 

"You've no idea what car you have ?"

 

"Not a clue"

 

"OK...er....who makes it ?" I asked

 

"No idea"

 

"Well...what colour is it ?"

 

"Red I think"

 

"How many doors ?"

 

"No idea"

 

"Ok...are you in the car today ? is it outside ?"

 

"No, I walked"

 

You get the idea....anyway, I gave him brochures on the C1 which would suit his needs and off he went.

 

Yesterday he came back in a red Golf, N reg, that he had booked in for an MOT. WHilst it was in he wanted a test drive.

 

"No problem" I said. "I see you have a Golf"

 

"Have I ? Is that good ?" he asked.

 

"Well, er, yes, I guess...let's wait for the MOT"

 

It fails. It has bald tyres, no suspension, no exhaust and the drivers seat belt is faulty.

 

"Is that bad ?" he asks.

 

"Yes. Very unsafe" he's told.

 

"OK. Thanks very much" and off he marches. We tried to stop him from driving it as it is now illegal to drive his car. Off he went.

 

....and to top it all, he left me his business car. He's an accountant...an intelligent human being.

 

So please do avoid a red N-reg Golf in Surrey that makes a hell of a noise and sits wonky. It will not stop if it's coming at you !!

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