ham's c4vts

have you tried a Seat Leon FR?, or Skoda Octavia VRS?, bet the Renaults a very quick car though. dont forget though, they re all turbo, C4 VTS isnt

if youve got a VTS or Exclusive then they come out of the bumper and look like the robots head (johnny five) in short circuit. :lol:

AAAAAAAH! pup look lovely nice dogs

I use one of those bottle washing brushes you can get to clean baby bottles, you can get them from most chemists like boots etc. theyre ideal as you can get in the little triangle like Wozza was on about.

go out late at night and give it some big licks down slip road, if it dont help do what bazil faulty did with his austin 1100 estate, thrash it w :D ith a branch(not really though)

This happend to mine on the right side head lamp, its a little bung that pops out underneath the head. got to be a dealer fdix, they put a new headlamp washer unit on mine, i dont think they had my bumper off as they only had car about an hour and a half.

Nice one Stu, ill ring you after 6.00pm mate B)

lol alright its only a joke, i found it on the xsarasportsclub website, i just couldnt resist! :D

Wondering if any of you can help, I would be most grateful for any advice you could give me as I am now in two minds about what to do. For sometime now I've suspected that my girlfriend maybe cheating, you know the sort of thing. The phone rings, I answer, then someone hangs up. Recently she has started going out with the girls a lot and when I ask who shes with " its always just some mates from work". I always used to keep an eye out for her taxi coming home, but now she walks up the street. But I can hear a car setting off as if she has just got out it around the corner, that's the good thing about a backbox. The other day I picked up her phone,just to check the time, and she went mental shouting and balling at me saying I should never look at her phone again,and am I checking up on her and all that ***oops***. Anyway, I have never approached her about the subject as I kinda think I don't really want to know the truth. But then last night she went out again and I decided that I would check up on her. I hid behind my Clio which I knew would give me a good view of the street so I could see which car she got out of .....that was when I crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Do you think I should go to a bodyshop or should I buy the stuff from halfords or some place like that and diy it myself?

post some pics when you get it

lol how daft can they be :o

congratulations Z3M :o :o can you give us a list of whats worn eg tyres etc. ta

215/50 would be 5mm bigger diameter 225/50 would be 10mm bigger diameter http://www.miata.net/garage/tirecalc.html Also your speedo would over read slightly which means yould be driving slower than you think. :o if you read it it tells you 10mm bigger 205/50= 102.5mm side wall height, x2= 205mm side wall height 17" dia wheel convert to metric is 17 x 25.4= 431.8mm 431.8 + 205= 636.8mm total wheel diameter 215/50= 107.5mm side wall height, x2= 215mm side wall height 17" dia wheel convert to metric is 17 x 25.4= 431.8mm 431.8 + 215= 646.8mm total wheel diameter new wheel and tyre = 215/50/17 = 646.8mm original wheel and tyre = 205/50/17 = 636.8mm - difference between the 2 is 10mm, new tyre and wheel is 10mm BIGGER :P the 225/50/17 would be 10mm difference too, which i must admit i did calc wrong, but only 1 calc wrong not 2 like You!, if you want to be like that smart arse :o :P :P :P :D

ive got a demountable tow bar on mine, had to have it as ive rear parking sensors, if i remember the instructions show it goes on a 307 as its the same floor plan as C4. so you should be ok but i would think its better to get one exactall for your C4 as you may have to butcher the bumper to fit your old one. :rolleyes: :unsure:

cheers stuey, dont tell any more secrets though :rolleyes:

there you go rcandelori, sorted, just have to find out about tyre sensors

Hi and welcome lelik, good old Wozza will answer your question. jist one thing though, was it easy to remove old speakers as ive not tried yet, or tried the rears :rolleyes:

no its just down to you wearing womans tights :rolleyes:

ive had quit a few citroens and only had an airbag light come on on a xsara, it was down to a broke wire under the seat

Yes it is 55 :P

stuey, if i ever win the lottery( and not just £10) ill buy you some! :P :D

ooops double post :blink:

Hi and welcome rcandelori, Not too shure as the pressures will be slightly different, measure behind the wheel and tyre to see what gap you've got. As for tyres 215/50/17 would be 10mm bigger diameter and your car would travel 31.45 mm more per revolution of your wheel 225/50/17 would be 20mm bigger diameter and your car would travel 62.8mm more per revolution of your wheel you would be better off going for an 18" 205/45/18 which is about 5mm bigger on diameter and 15.4mm more on a revolution of your wheel hope this helps and in my opinion i wouldnt bother going 10mm wider to 215, :blink:

yes if you can get definates then no problem

that 3 maybe 4 inc wozza